FREE SEXX NOW!!!

YOU must fight your way through the infamous LABYRINTH OF EVIL to free SEXX O'HALLIHAN from the clutches of COUNT ZOG, who holds her for a RANSOM of FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS or, at daybreak, SHE DIES -- or WORSE!!!

YOU must work your way to the DUNGEON'S ONLY ATM, there to insert your DUNGEON CREDIT CARD, and BRING THE $50,000,000,000.00 CASH to the EVIL COUNT ZOG, and thus FREE SEXX O'HALLIHAN -- then the plan is ... now that SUPER-NINJA SEXX O'HALLIHAN is FREE, to ATTACK and DESTROY the Evil COUNT ZOG with HER HELP!!!

YOU must cleverly find munitions, ammo depot, automatic weapons and C-4 Demolition Packs which you must use to DESTROY COUNT ZOG's CASTLE and ALL HIS EVIL MINIONS with it!!!

Warrior and Priestess of Isis SEXX O'HALLIHAN has been captured and imprisoned deep down in an underground Dungeon, a maze of labyrinthine hallways and chambers.

In some of the chambers you can find food, water, clothing and even wine, but you'll also find a variety of Dungeon Monsters, such as orcs, goblins, trolls, slimes, bugbeasts, zombies and more...

You must find your way through the dank, dark dreary dungeon to FREE SEXX in her prison cell far, far within the horrible dungeon.

If you have RealAudio, you will be able to hear the sounds of the dungeon through your browser. You need not download anything to play this game directly through the Net Browser you're using right now.

There are no rules. We don't need no stinkin' badges.

Just kidding. Here are the rules:

• You make a wrong move, you die.
• You choose a wrong path, you die.
• You stand still for very long, you die.
• You think too much, you die.
• You touch something bad, you die.
• Mostly you suffer and die.